An Engineer was unemployed for a long time. He could not find
a job so he opened a medical clinic and puts a sign up outside:
“Get your treatment for $500, if not treated get back
$1,000.”
One Doctor thinks this is a good opportunity to earn $1,000
and goes to his clinic.
Doctor: “I have lost taste in my mouth.”
Engineer: “Nurse, please bring medicine from box 22 and put 3
drops in the patient’s mouth.”
Doctor: “This is Gasoline!”
Engineer: “Congratulations! You’ve
got your taste back. That will be $500.”
The Doctor gets annoyed and goes back after a couple of days
later to recover his money. Doctor: “I have lost my memory, I cannot remember
anything.”
Engineer: “Nurse, please bring medicine from box 22 and put 3
drops in the patient’s mouth.”
Doctor: “But that is Gasoline!”
Engineer: “Congratulations!
You’ve got your memory back. That will be $500.”
The Doctor leaves angrily and comes back after several more
days. Doctor: “My eyesight has become weak.”
Engineer: “Well, I don’t have any medicine for this. Take
this $1,000.”
Doctor: “But this is $500…”
Engineer: “Congratulations! You got your vision back! That
will be $500.”
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