It Ain't Broke....

There is a saying in the oilfield that if it ain't broke, don't fix it. Obama science advisor John Holdren would do well to follow that piece of Cajun knowledge. Instead, he advocates "geoengineering" the planet to correct global warming. He forgets that every time man has sought to "improve" something on the planet, it has wound up to be a dismal failure, if not downright dangerous. Just consider the invasive species that have been introduced to areas with no natural predators and how they have taken over the environment. Can you say Kudzu Vine? Nutria? Zebra clams? Murphy's Law of Unintended Consequences rears its ugly head every time.

But John Holdren wants to inject material into the atmosphere to block the suns rays. I guess he didn't read about the summer of 1816 when Mount Tambora did the same thing with catastrophic results for Europe and the USA. What if he actually succeeds in his crazy scheme and we can't grow any food because he starts a new ice age. Make sure you hold on to your guns because you will need them when the food riots start.

And its not like he has a stellar record for being correct. But I guess being the Teresa and John Heinz Professor of Environmental Policy at Harvard gives him a pass.

I wish we could call a "do over" on his confirmation. He scares the fecal material out of me.

Bayou Militia

Remember the idiot who stole a Cessna and flew south with the intent on committing "suicide by sidewinder"? Remember the F-15s who shadowed him? Well, they came from Belle Chasse NAS. They were part of the Louisiana Air National Guard.

A few of you may remember that after 9-11, we kept fighter jets on strip alert all over the US. I attended a briefing for oil field folks back then given by a whole bunch of alphabet soup government agencies. One thing we learned was that air support was only a phone call away. (Call the Coast Guard oil spill response center if you need the fast movers) Occasionally I would hear a flight of two taking off on full afterburner in the middle of the night and knew that something was going on. (night flights were restricted because of noise) Fortunately, the ANG is still protecting us.

Italy

I just got back from a long awaited trip to Italy. (Cashed in a few frequent flier miles) Here is a list of random thoughts about the trip.

• Florence and Rome could be cleaner. I was particularly disturbed by the amount of graffiti in Florence on the historic stone buildings.
• I ended up with a VW Golf diesel with a 6 speed standard for a rental car. I haven't driven a stick in a long time and I was surprised at how fast it came back to me. I had forgotten the satisfaction of snicking through the gears and the fact that shifting up and down became such an unconscious act.
• The Autostrada is a great highway but they installed a crash rail that is uncomfortably close to the left lane. In fact, it blocks your view in a tight left hand turn. I never got used to that rail flashing by me ear at 80 MPH.
• In two weeks we never had a bad meal. And we ate in everything from a hole in the wall local pizzeria to a 4 star restaurant in Rome. Everyone in Italy, it seems, has mad cooking skills.
• If you order a salad, you will get a bottle of balsamic vinegar and a bottle of locally made olive oil. Don't bother trying to get any other dressing.
• The Italians like to tailgate. And I mean so close you need K-Y.
• I had a GPS in the car. I programmed it to take the "shortest route". This led to some interesting trips down secondary roads. In one case, it took me down a dirt road through a vineyard after crossing the A1 on what I swear was an overpass still in construction. It will take you through all the small towns but its a great way to see the real Italy.
• When you miss a turn, a nice lady on the GPS will ask you to "When possible, make an authorized U-turn". I heard that many times.
• Pizzerias will serve things other than pizza. It's possible in some to get a regular meal. And they all have wood fired ovens. Thin crust only!
• Many businesses that we saw (restaurants and hotels) are family run affairs. It seems to be the norm that Mom, Dad and the kids all run the operation together.
• For the 2nd Amendment folks: I saw Puccini's birthplace. (The opera guy) He is buried in his summer home by a nearby lake. He is buried in the house between his music room and gun room. He called his rifle his "second most favorite instrument". So, opera guys can be gun guys, too.
• I don't know much about the history of WW II in this part of Italy. Most of the fighting here took place in the fall of 1944. However, it is easy to see that the terrain would favor the partisans. The hills are too steep for tanks to go cross country and it would be a bitch to assault a prepared defensive position. Our host at small hotel told me that his grandmother used to bring food to the partisans when she was a child.
• Most public toilets have no seats. This is no problem for the guys who only need to do No. 1 but it's a problem for the ladies. They have to "hover".

Dead Guys

If life can throw you a curve, death can do the same. On a recent vacation to Italy I visited the tombs of some famous artists and scientist and learned a little about how they ended up where they ended up.

Santa Croce in Florence is the largest Franciscan church in the world and the final resting place of some famous folks. For example, Michelangelo. Here's his tomb. But he didn't want to be buried in Florence. He wanted to be buried in Rome where he did all his work. However, the city fathers decided that because his family hailed from the area that he needed to be at home. It probably also provided a nice tourist attraction.

Here is Gallileo's tomb. Now, the Church had some "issues" with him as you might recall and he wasn't considered worthy of being buried in sacred ground. However, the Franciscans hid his body until such time as the Church changed their mind and then placed him in the tomb you see today.

Dante is next, except he's not there. He is really buried in Ravenna. The city fathers tried to get Ravenna to give him up but they refused. (There must be good money in dead guy tourism) Therefore, the tomb is empty.

Santa Croce seems to be the place where all famous Italians are honored. There are also memorial plaques for Enrico Fermi and Marconi, even though their bodies are no where near the church.

ANother famous guy buried at Santa Croce is Machiavelli. His tomb was undergoing some work and was covered by scaffolding. But he's really there.

Finally we have Rafael. He is buried in Rome in the Pantheon.

7 and 7

No, not the drink but the work schedule. A friend of mine sent me a tune by a Louisiana boy but I can't figure out how to post the darn thing. So, here's the link to local artist Mike Dean. Go to the right side of the page and click on "7 and 7" in the playlist for a tribute to those hands that keep the oil ad gas flowing.

Rogue Wave

My father was a Chief Machinists Mate during WW II. He was also a plank owner on the USS Ericsson, DD 440. ( I've written about the Ericsson before. Links are here and here) He began going to ship reunions later in his life. While I was going through his papers after he died, I found some of the programs and notes from those reunions. What follows is the notations from the ships log concerning an incident at sea.

25 January 1945

0800 Position – 35 deg 12.5 N, 65 deg 54.0 W
1200 Position – 35 deg 04.7 N, 65 deg 13.0 W
2000 Position – 34 deg 50.0 N, 63 deg 45.5 W
Steaming as before
0056 ATHERTON returned to station #2 in screen. ERICSSON returned to station #1. Took heavy sea on port side, lurched heavily to starboard. Lost steering power. Gyro repeater system disrupted, small fire in I.C. room caused by salt water dripping on electric panel. Fire extinguished immediately. Motor whale boat carried away. Lost man overboard.
0303 Steering power restored. Commenced steering by magnetic compass.
0330 BANGOR ordered by CTG 60.7 to remaining area to try to rescue man overboard.
0705 Gyro compass restored to service

26 January 1945

0800 Position – 34 deg 59.5 N, 61 deg 28.0 W
1200 1200 Position - 35 deg 01.0 N, 60 deg 45.9 W
2000 2000 Position – 35 deg 15.0 N, 59 deg 14.0 W
0447 BOOTH (DE 170) joined screen, took station astern of convoy.
0834 AMICK left station to identify contact on starboard bow of convoy
1015 AMICK returned to screen
1500 BANGOR returned to normal screening station having rescued man overboard.

The rather laconic phrase “lurched heavily to starboard” and “small fire caused by salt water dripping on electric panel” don’t quite describe what was happening during those early morning hours.

What follows is an excerpt from the personal recollection of the incident by CMM “Snuffy” Sneeden that was in the package of Dad’s papers.

“Our watch relieved the forward engine room at 0000 hours. Things were as normal in the engine room as they could be in that sea. It seemed like the seas were playing with the ship like a cat would play a mouse, by throwing it up in the air and catching it on the way down.

We had an inclinometer in the compartment and it was indicating that we were rolling from 35 to 45 degrees both port and starboard……

I do not remember the time but Ericsson made an extreme roll to the port side and I started to slide down the floor plates to the port side. I remember sliding past Ray Mylott. He was holding on to one of the throttle valve wheels and sea water was gushing from one of the fresh air vents all over him, he looked drowned. At the same time sea water was pouring from another air vent all over the electric distribution panel at the #1 generator. There were many electric sparks and the generator went off line. All the lights went out and the emergency battle lamps came on, which was very little light. I came to rest against a small stand-up desk on the port side, lucky all the phones were there. Ray Mylott called out “No Steam” and everything stopped, the ship was still on its port side.

The telephones were out except for the sound powered one. I called the forward fireroom and they reported sea water had come down the smokestack and put out fires in both their boilers, the after fireroom reported water had put out the fire in one boiler but they had fire left in the other. The after engine room had their generator and pumps running, but sea water had shorted out their distribution board also…….

I have heard later that the roll was logged at 68 degrees. That surely must have put the post wing of the bridge under water and also the port yard arm.”

The man washed overboard and later recovered was John Nealon.

To put this in perspective, remember that it was the end of January 1945. The Battle of the Bulge had been won and the Germans were being pushed back to the Fatherland. Everyone must have known that war was close to ending and didn’t want to end up being killed in a storm at sea.

I can relate to what they must have been feeling. I was once on board a drilling rig that was under tow to a new location in the Gulf of Alaska. There was a good storm blowing when the tow line parted. It left us at the mercy of storm and we were being rapidly blown to the coast of Alaska. At times like those, you can get focused real quick. We had to manually recover the tow line and then jury rig a new tow line using the rigs anchor and chain. Obviously, it all worked out for the best but it gave me a new respect for men “who go down to the sea in ships and do business in great waters.”

If you want to learn more about the Ericsson and other destroyers, go to Destroyers On Line.

Cochon de Lait and Scientific Notation

The "Cochon de Lait" bill is signed and we all have to live with it.

I used it to demonstrate the practical application of Scientific Notation to the 6th grader.

Problem Statement:
Divide the cost of the Stimulus Bill by the population of the United States.

See, it's much easier if you don't have to worry about all those zeros.

I then gave a Civics class by taking the Grandsons for ice cream and showing them just what you could buy with the tax cut we were getting. But even the 1st Grader understood the stupidity of voting for something you hadn't read.

Laissez le Bon Temp Rouler